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12.06.2025 00:16

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Galerie David Guiraud : Deep Space & Celestial Objects - The Eye of Photography
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Is crossdressing being a transvestite?
Then came..
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do wives cheat with black guys?
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
How good is KIIT school of management at Bhubaneswar?
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds